Life of a Salesman


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Napisany z przymrużeniem oka, zabawny i wzruszający autobiograficzny pamiętnik opowiada historię Ruperta Millera, człowieka urodzonego po to, by sprzedawać. Ale tak jak dla bohatera Willy Loman w „Death of a Salesman” Arthura Millera czy Shelly Levene w „Glengarry Glen Ross”, pogoń za karierą handlowca ma nieoczekiwanie wysoką cenę. Opowieść Ruperta Millera zaczyna się w dzieciństwie, jego młodzieńczy, przedsiębiorczy duch napędzał takie przedsięwzięcia, jak „Take the Blame” i „Georgieporgiepuddingandpie”, które wymagały zapłaty w zamian za całowanie dziewczyn. Rzeczywiście, trudne zadanie. Niestety, z powodu jego niewłaściwych metod bankowych (nawet wtedy) matka Ruperta dowiaduje się o tych działaniach. Szybka akcja ojca wysyła go najpierw do szkoły z internatem, a następnie do wojska, gdzie surowe zasady armii utrudniałyby, ale nie wykluczały, pomysłowe możliwości sprzedaży. Po ostatnim pobycie w armii w Kenii i kilku bardzo zabawnych historiach dotyczących na przykład hipopotama pierdzącego szpinakiem, Rupert trafia do w Europy Wschodniej i sprzedaje nieruchomości timeshares w Hiszpanii. Postsowieckie lata 90. będące dziwaczną mieszanką wartości bloku wschodniego i kapitalistycznych gustów dostarczają autorowi bogatego materiału. Tutaj w Polsce jest tylko kolejną z dziwacznych postaci, noszących teczki wypche fałszywymi banknotami, członków mafii w marynarkach i wąsatych kobiety z recepcji hotelowej – nie wspominając już o legionach prostytutek, które nie chcą niczego poza „kochaniem cię w twoim pokój’. Jednak oprócz przyjemnych i zabawnych opowieści Ruperta Millera z lat 90. w domu rodziny Millerów zdarzają się również tragedie. Jego ukochany brat Julian, chory na hemofilię, zachorował na AIDS z powodu podania mu skażonej krwi. Jego ojciec umiera nagle podczas podróży do Polski; a jego syn Patryk rodzi się z poważną wadą wrodzoną. Ale miłość i stabilność przychodzą nieoczekiwanie pod postacią pięknej Kasi. Czy on, zawodowy sprzedawca, którym jest, może „zamknąć transakcję” i uczynić ją swoją żoną? Wspaniałe debiutanckie dzieło Ruperta Harry’ego Millera to lektura, która wyraźnie oddaje ducha czasu przełomu wieku.

My first few hours in Poznan

Passages from Chapter four

 
So I was off to this place called Poznan somewhere in the middle of Poland in the Eastern Bloc. I knew nothing of Poland except that my late Aunt Jean had fallen in love with a Polish RAF fighter pilot during the Second World War but had been banned from seeing him by her father since the life expectancy of a fighter pilot was measured in weeks. It broke her heart and she took solace in gin which claimed her at only forty-eight. He survived the war. (…)

The train was immaculate as well as punctual, but how could this be in a country that was supposed to be a Third World member? Apparently Stalin used to make unscheduled train journeys in the USSR and if the train was even a minute late he would climb into the driver’s cabin and personally execute him on the spot. (…)

Poznan station was very dark, dreary and damp. The vast dirt grey hall stank of urine and vomit. Drunks littered the concrete concourse and I felt in imminent peril as my tweed jacket attracted the attention of the gangs of vagabonds that seemed to be a permanent fixture at railway stations. (…)

As it was only 9:00pm I decide to have a nightcap in one of the hotel bars. The very moment I sat down two women seemed to materialise out of nowhere. One was about twenty-five, six foot tall, quite pretty and had legs that went on forever. She was wearing a piece of string for a T-shirt and a mini-skirt that made the normal version look like a full-length ball gown. Her ‘friend’ was much older, had a face like a box of spanners, obviously had not had a bath for a decade and her mouth was full of metal. The tall one ran her fingernails across the nape of my neck, put her lips to my right ear and whispered in a heavy Russian accent, “we want to love you in your room.”

 

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Agata Kasprzak wrote:

It is so heartwarming, brave and thought-provoking! As I go on reading, I have the feeling I have become friends with you and Kasia. It is not just a story but more of a journey that virtually takes the reader through time, places, feelings, sensations … all well captured by your watchful eye. What truly captivated me was your knack for blending the big picture with the tiniest of details. It’s as if you were handing your readers small, essential puzzle pieces, directing our attention to what might otherwise go unnoticed. This approach not only engages us but also fosters a deeper understanding of the world you encountered. What I loved the most is your sense of humor! A perfect mix of laughter tinged with a touch of bitterness, and a profound ability to maintain a certain distance from both yourself and life’s ups and downs. It is like a breath of fresh air, a departure from the familiar landscape of our Polish mentality. It also adds a layer of authenticity to your narrative.

Anna Klimkiewicz wrote:

In a very clever, funny, and heart-warming way, the author tells his life story.

Life, rarely being a bed of roses, writes its own scenarios often very surprisingly. This is how love, adventure, success, grief, and pain mix every day.

Life of a Salesman indeed gives you an idea of what it meant to become a salesperson in the difficult and uncertain reality of the nineties in Eastern post-communist Europe. And how the prettiest girl in the world can steal your heart when you least expect it.

The book highlights the issues facing those who suffer from haemophilia and becomes an especially important voice of patients and their families who are still fighting for justice.

Impossible to put down. Be careful!

Patryk Miller wrote:

A bloody brilliant read! I’m Patryk Miller, and as the son of the author of this book I recognised some of the entertaining anecdotes but also learnt of ones my father had not told me. Many of these stories reach such high levels of hilarity and excitement that a couple of times I had to ask my father ‘’Wow! Did this really happen?!”. Every bit was confirmed. I had always known that my dad had crazy experiences but this book reveals just how deep the water was at times! However, this arsenal of adventurous stories is not without tragedy. It was heartbreaking to read the sad parts but it was very interesting to learn about my late Uncle and how he and the rest of the family dealt with his condition. It was also delightful reading about how my parents met. As this book is also a plethora of my father’s business ventures, I thoroughly enjoyed reading it as I have always admired his business skills. On a literacy note, the excellent writing style has the power to convey feelings, characteristics and locations to the reader. To conclude, this book strikes a wonderful balance because where you will find tears, you will find laughter.

Julie Armstrong wrote:

A fantastically interesting and insightful book, Life of A Salesman is the tale of a life lived well. I bought the book half expecting another pithy self-help book on how to be successful as a salesman. Within the first few pages it became apparent that this was not the case. The story weaves together the tales of Rupert Harry Miller’s escapades as a salesman and the tragic tale of his haemophiliac brother, Julian, who fell victim to the tainted blood scandal of the 1970s and 80s. The story is thoroughly entertaining although there is certainly an underlying current of sadness. Truly, it is a story of the pathos found in life, mixing sadness with success and the insanity of working in the Eastern bloc following the fall of Communism where vast riches were up for grabs with everyone, including ruthless mobsters vying for it. Life of a Salesman is far more than an entertaining look into a life lived well. The search for justice owed to Julian and those who fell victim to the tainted blood scandal make it much more than that. Ultimately, it is a story of struggle, of success and failure, and of love both for life and for friends, for the Miller family, for his beautiful wife Kasia and his son, Patryk.

Ralph wrote:

A very enjoyable and entertaining read – fast paced and well written. The contaminated blood scandal of the 70’s and 80’s that caused the death of his brother Julian is still having a devastating impact on the lives of the infected victims and their relatives because of the shameful treatment that has been handed out to them by successive governments. No government has accepted full responsibility or provided adequate compensation or even offered an apology, let alone a public inquiry, for the „worst treatment disaster in the history of the NHS”. For more information on this tragic scandal and to help gain belated justice for Julian and the thousands of other innocent victims, visit the website of the Contaminated Blood Campaign group (www.cbcuk.org.uk). Sorry for the rant! The book really is an excellent read which I completed in a couple of days which is good going for me. Loved the description of the meat market in Lithuania! Many times, I wondered „why is he living such an existence in Eastern Europe when I am sure with his rather privileged background, education and upbringing he could be living a comfortable life back in the UK.” Well Rupert answers the question at the end of his book. Where next for Rupert Harry Miller I wonder? Into the realms of fiction maybe?

Małgorzata Mackowiak wrote:

This clever, well-written story is a real page-turner. In his autobiography, Rupert Miller describes the ups and downs of his professional career, his personal life, and his romantic endeavours. Along with the author, the reader travels between England, Wales, Poland, and Lithuania in the early ’90s. Detailed narrative and rich language unveil adversities that are both funny and touching. They present a vast array of people’s characters. They confirm that love and friendship exist beyond geographical, cultural and linguistic boundaries.  The most important element of the story, however, is one single event that has a huge impact on the author’s life. This extremely gripping story seems to be an excuse to tell the real story of pain, loss and helplessness. It shows how one thing in life leads to another, changing the course of events.  It is a definite must-read.

It is so heartwarming, brave and thought-provoking! As I go on reading, I have the feeling I have become friends with you and Kasia. It is not just a story but more of a journey that virtually takes the reader through time, places, feelings, sensations ... all well captured by your watchful eye. What truly captivated me was your knack for blending the big picture with the tiniest of details. It's as if you were handing your readers small, essential puzzle pieces, directing our attention to what might otherwise go unnoticed. This approach not only engages us but also fosters a deeper understanding of the world you encountered. What I loved the most is your sense of humor! A perfect mix of laughter tinged with a touch of bitterness, and a profound ability to maintain a certain distance from both yourself and life's ups and downs. It is like a breath of fresh air, a departure from the familiar landscape of our Polish mentality. It also adds a layer of authenticity to your narrative.

– Agata Kasprzak

5.0 out of 5 stars | A cracking read. Rupert Miller's optimism and resilience are exceptional. His brother would have been really proud of him. I'd recommend it to anyone.

– Gray Prestt

5.0 out of 5 stars | An excellent read - Rupert Miller's superb account of his life is full of great writing and superb anecdotes and is even more important for highlighting a tragic scandal. Well worth

– Cuppatea

5.0 out of 5 stars | Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 20 February 2015 A great adventure story with humour and sadness. I cannot wait to read it in Polish, too!

– Agnieszka

4.0 out of 5 stars | A good fun read with a serious side. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 January 2015 Mostly funny but moving at times.

– Mr S. G. Whitley

5.0 out of 5 stars | I really enjoyed reading this book. Funny and fast paced once you start reading it you can't put it down. The scandal of the haemophiliacs being given dirty blood clearly was the motivation for Rupert Harry Millar to write this book. Sad and funny it is truly a great read.

– Mrs AF Sunderland

5.0 out of 5 stars | I received this book for Christmas and once I started reading it, I just couldn't put it down. The book is an amazing mix of hilarious anecdotes as Rupert moves through life trying to make his fortune with varying degrees of success, from schoolboy scams to mobility scooter salesman via Eastern Europe - you couldn't write this stuff! On the flip side we get a harrowing insight into the plight of haemophiliacs back in the 80's when Rupert's brother is infected with AIDS by a contaminated blood transfusion which proves to be fatal. After reading the book and realising that Rupert's motivation for writing it was to draw attention to the scandal that took place I watched the videos of Julian as he campaigned for justice while dealing with a terminal illness.If you want to see a courageous, dignified and composed performance, look no further. Truly inspiring.

– Mrs Sandra M Jones

5.0 out of 5 stars | A rattling good read. Very honest and also interesting about the Wild West nature of Eastern Europe 25 years ago.

– Sophie S

5.0 out of 5 stars | This book has it all, the terrible truth about contaminated blood with reference to Rupert's brother to the emotional humour of Rupert Miller. As an ex salesman I can equate to Rupert's story and how well it has been written. I could bang on endlessly, but I will simply say READ IT.

– Knocker

5.0 out of 5 stars | A thoroughly entertaining read, quite unbelievable at times that you are reading a true story! Funny, moving, entertaining and rather moving in places. I would definitely recommend this book to most people but particularly anyone in the sales business. Worth taking the time in our busy lives to read.

– AVickie McDiarmid

5.0 out of 5 stars | Great story about tough life, challenges but also full of humour. Big family drama and on the other side touching and very romantic story about love at the first sight. Very good book.

– Adamati

5.0 out of 5 stars | This book made me laugh and made me cry; an excellent read

– Rose Mainwaring

5.0 out of 5 stars | Should be required reading for anyone interested in sales or doing business in Eastern Europe. Fascinating insight into a time period rarely covered in print. Rupert's tale is an often-funny ride through a real life and like most lives, his is tinged with both joyous highs and lows filled with pathos. I was surprised at how easily he was able to vacillate between humour, anger and above all perseverance. Well done, Mr. Miller!

– bookcrazy

5.0 out of 5 stars | This was a fantastic, humorous, fast-paced read and also very moving with the tragic loss of his brother. I learnt a lot about living in Poland and Rupert's lovely romance with Kasia. This is a highly recommendable book choice.

– Claudia Childs

5.0 out of 5 stars | A thoroughly enjoyable, fast paced and often very funny read. I was fascinated by the author's ability to bring life to all the many diverse characters in this story. As a Pole I was intrigued to discover how a foreigner experienced the reality of early post -communism and how well it was observed. In addition, I was greatly moved by the whole haemophilia scandal in the UK and the appalling treatment of the victims. There is definitely something for everyone to enjoy. Worth every penny!

– Ewa Barbieri

Life of a Salesman

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